What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

But this is not

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

I like God is love and lives within you.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Maybe leave out

Lose lips shimk ships.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

This isn't going to, hurt.

I don't like religions.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

What did one boob say to the other boob

Bible.. Hm.?

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

You shall not bear false witness.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Deuteronomy 17

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Innocent before proven guilty

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Your going to be alright just relax

I don't like

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?